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How to Deal with a Bitter Person

26/09/2012
Bitter person Evil Erin

Have you ever met this kind of person? Someone who is always unhappy, depressed, complains about everything and is bitter. Yet they think they are the smartest person in the world, but don’t know what a cocktail is. Basically, this is a very boring person who would not pass up an opportunity to stick the knife in your back.

To avoid these types of people, run away from chats about their personal life and delete them from Facebook (if you have been dumb enough to add them). In this post, I will share three typical situations and how to deal with bitter people.

Situation 1

photo: Luis Hernandez

photo: Luis Hernandez

One day you wake up bursting with happiness. The bitter person hates your joy and attempts to belittle you in front of others. What should you do?

– Sing happy ‘annoying tacky’ songs: ex. ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ by Britney Spears or ‘Hero’ by Mariah Carey and don’t forget: Detune between one verse and another to keep your happiness in tune.

Situation 2

You bought a super fashion dress and the bitter person looks at you from head to toe disapprovingly. What should you do?

– Be superior and lie by telling them how you enjoyed the champagne and how you LOVE to be spoilt.

– If you don’t know how to lie, talk about the beauty of the cockatiel.

Situation 3

You got a new job, with a good salary and your boss is pretty hot to boot. The bitter person neglects your success commenting that you were hired only because your boss wants to have sex with you.

What should you do?

– Laugh loudly and say that this isn’t a problem because you’ve already had sex with him. The bitter person will be so surprised and at that moment you use the secret weapon of the 90s: Hidden camera! Then show your back to them. Good luck in your new job!

So that’s it folks, but if by any chance you forget the tips above, remember that:

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” (Oscar Wilde)

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3 Comments

  • Reply Anonymous 28/03/2014 at 4:49 pm

    Isso só não resolve os problemas, más também ajuda a piorá-los.

    • Reply Marcelli D'Andrea 28/03/2014 at 4:53 pm

      Olá! A ideia deste post era mais divertir as pessoas com uma leitura leve, pois há muitas pessoas amargas ao nosso redor. O que realmente funciona para mim é tratar com educação e se afastar da pessoa. Aqui a gente diz: não dar ibope para a torcida. Obrigada por dividir sua opinião.

  • Reply ALICE MOREIRA 06/05/2014 at 6:31 pm

    Amodorei

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